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From the Desk of Garrison Keillor
A prolific writer, Garrison Keillor is a frequent contributor to newspapers and magazines throughout the United States and abroad. To the right, you find a selection of articles published since 1989, and a few unpublished pieces.

A Eulogy for Chet Atkins
As delivered by Garrison Keillor at Ryman Auditorium, Nashville, Tennessee
July 3, 2001
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"I went up home to east Tennessee the other day. I was
invited, went and saw a dozen folks that I hadn't seen in
45 or 50 years. Every damn one of them said, 'I'll bet you
don't know who I am,' etc. I admitted I didn't and they seemed
disappointed. I left there when I had just turned 11. I received
an award for just growing up there, I suppose, and I couldn't
think of one nice thing to say. Those were some of the worst
years of the old man's life, don't you know. But even the
bad ones are good now that I think about it.
"Back to the sunny side of life, I played
New Bedford, Mass. last Saturday and did very well. I am warmer
in the provinces, don't you know. I had a screamer in the
audience. Saw her later and she wasn't all that bad, about
thirty-five, a feller could run some of that weight off of
her and maybe fall in love. Some of the folks had been to
my other shows, tho, because when I went into my ad libs,
it seemed like they had heard it all before. Anyway I got
some bifocal contact lenses the other day for when performing.
This morning I got the left one in in about ten seconds, the
other one took thirty minutes. I kept jabbing it in my eye
and the damn thing kept sticking to my finger. I expect the
people to audibly say, 'Who is that young cock up there?'
Or I may hear them say, 'How does a man his age see to play
without specs?' Anyway, when I got on the plane in Boston,
I went to the toilet and get some Kleenex. Well, I opened
the door and there sat a lady on the john. I took the time
to say, 'Oh, excuse me' (why, I don't know) and got the hell
out of there. I'm still embarrassed and it wasn't my fault.
This has happened to me three times since 1942 and every time
it has been a lady. Well, I probably have walked in on men
but that is so uneventful. Anyway, I went back to my seat
and composed a personals ad: 'Former star with youthful body
and only slight loss of hair, is athletic and enjoys listening
to country music, especially his own recordings, desires to
meet young beautiful twenty-year-old star. Females only please.'
Maybe you could use it on your show.
As ever,
Chet"
It's fitting to meet here at the Ryman because
it was here, on a Saturday night in the summer of 1946, Red
Foley came on The Grand Ole Opry and sang "Old Shep"
and then, before the commercial break for Prince Albert in
a can, nodded to his guitarist and said, "Ladies and
gentlemen, Mr. Chester Atkins will now play 'Maggie' on the
acoustic guitar," and Mr. Atkins did, and afterward Minnie
Pearl came up and kissed him and said, "You're a wonderful
musician, you're just what we've been needing around here."
He played guitar in a style that hadn't been
seen before, with a thumb pick for the bass note and two fingers
to play the contrapuntal melody, and at a time when guitarists
were expected to be flashy and play "Under The Double
Eagle" with the guitar up behind their head, this one
hunched down over the guitar and made it sing, made a melody
line that was beautiful and legato. A woman wrote, who saw
him play in a roadhouse in Cincinnati in 1946, "He sat
hunched in the spotlight and played and the whole room suddenly
got quiet. It was a drinking and dancing crowd, but there
was something about Chet Atkins that could take your breath
away."
Chester Burton Atkins was born June 20, 1924,
the son of Ida Sharp and James Arley Atkins, a music teacher
and piano tuner and singer, near Luttrell, Tennessee, on the
farm of his grandfather who fought on the Union side in the
Civil War.
Chet was born into a mess of trouble: his people
were poor, his folks split up when he was 6, he suffered from
asthma, he grew up lonely and scared, tongue-tied and shy.
His older brothers played music and he listened and when he
was six, he got a ukulele. When he broke a string, he pulled
a wire off the screen door and tuned it up. He took up the
guitar when he was 9, a Sears Silvertone with the action about
a half-inch high at the 12th fret, torture to play. He'd tune
it up to a major chord and play it with a kitchen knife for
a slide, Hawaiian style, "Steel Guitar Rag". When
he was 11, he went to live with his daddy in Columbus, Georgia,
where on a summer day you could see the snake tracks in the
dust on a dirt road, but at night the radio brought in Cincinnati
and Atlanta and Knoxville and even New York City.
That was the music that spoke to his heart.
Chet got a lot of music from his dad, who was
a trained singer --- the old hymns and sentimental ballads,
which Chet remembered all his life ---- he could sing you
several verses of "In The Gloaming" or "Seeing
Nellie Home," whether you asked for them or not --- and
he knew the fiddle tunes and mountain music that he picked
up trying to play the fiddle --- but on the radio he heard
music that really entranced him, that was freer and looser
and more jangly and elegant and attitudinous. His brother
Jim played rhythm guitar with Les Paul when Les was with Fred
Waring and His Pennsylvanians and Chet paid close attention
to that, and to George Barnes and the Sons of the Pioneers
and the Hoosier Hot Shots, and Merle Travis who he heard on
a crystal set from WLW in Cincinnati. (Merle was a big hero
of his and he named his daughter Merle; luckily for her, Chet
didn't feel so strongly about Riley Puckett or Low Stokes
or Gid Tanner.) Chet tried to get the Merle Travis sound,
and in the process, he came up with his own and then, he discovered
Django Reinhardt and that set something loose in him.
You might be shy and homely and puny and from
the sticks and feel looked down upon, but if you could play
the guitar like that, you would be aristocracy and never have
to point it out, anybody with sense would know it and the
others don't matter anyway.
He met Django backstage once in Chicago when
Django was touring with Duke Ellington and got his autograph.
Chet said, "I wanted to play for him but I didn't get
the chance." But in Knoxville, doing the Midday Merry
Go Round, he met Homer and Jethro,Henry Haynes and Kenneth
Burns, who were hip to Django too and on Chet's wavelength
and in 1949 they made an instrumental album called "Galloping
Guitar" ---- sort of the Hot Club of Nashville. It got
some airplay and that was his first big success and he was
on his way.
Chet had dropped out of high school to go into
radio and the music business --- first with Jumping Bill Carlisle
and Archie Campbell in Knoxville, and Johnnie & Jack in
Raleigh, then Red Foley in Chicago and Springfield, Missouri,
and Mother Maybelle and the Carter Sisters. In Cincinnati,
he met Leona Johnson, who was singing on WLW with her twin
sister Lois, and after a year of courtship they married in
1946. He wrote in 1984: "Our percolator went out the
other day and we counted up
she has stayed with me through
four of them. If I were her, I wouldn't have stayed around
through the first one, which was a non-electric. After drinking
coffee, there would be a residue on the cup and folks would
read it and tell your fortune. Anyway, she is mine and she
is a winner."
Chet got himself fired plenty of times along
the way, a badge of honor for a musician with a mind of his
own, and he kept getting fired in an upward direction and
wound up coming to Nashville and WSM and the Opry and RCA,
under the patronage of Fred Rose and Steve Sholes. He got
to see the end of the era of the medicine show and the hillbilly
band with the comedian with the blacked-out teeth and the
beginnings of rock n' roll --- Chet had a front-row seat,
as the guitarist, and he remembered everything he saw and
he knew stories about a lot of people in this room that are
not in your official press packets. In his recollections,
he was kind but he was honest, like the bartender in "Frankie
and Johnny" --- "I don't want to cause you no trouble
but I ain't gonna tell you no lies."
This was a man who knew the icons close-up ---
he could talk about Hank Williams and Elvis and Patsy Cline
and Mother Maybelle Carter and who they really were and what
was on their minds and what they ate for breakfast. He knew
so many giants.
This man was a giant himself. He was the guitar
player of the 20th Century. He was the model of who you should
be and what you should look like. You could tell it whenever
he picked up a guitar, the way it fit him. His upper body
was shaped to it, from a lifetime of playing: his back was
slightly hunched, his shoulders rounded, and the guitar was
the missing piece. He was an artist and there was no pretense
in him; he never waved the flag or held up the cross or traded
on his own sorrows. He was the guitarist. His humor was self-deprecating;
he was his own best critic. He inspired all sorts of players
who never played anything like him. He was generous and admired
other players' work and he told them so. He had a natural
reserve to him, but when he admired people, he went all out
to tell them about it. And because there was no deception
in him, his praise meant more than just about anything else.
If Chet was a fan of yours, you never needed another one.
He was not a saint. He was a restless man. He'd
be in a room and then he'd need to be somewhere else. He had
deep moods that came and went and that he couldn't enunciate.
He had a certain harmless vanity to him. There was an album
cover late in his career with a picture air-brushed to make
him look about 23 that we had to kid him about. He liked synthesizers
more than he maybe ought to have. He sometimes kicked his
golf ball to improve his lie.
When he was almost fifty, he had a stroke of
good luck, when he got colon cancer and thought he was going
to die, and when he didn't die, he found a whole new love
of life. He walked away from the corporate music world and
fell in love with the guitar again and went all over performing
with Paul Yandell, playing with all the great orchestras,
notably the Boston Pops, and started living by his own clock,
so he had time to sit and talk with people and pick music
with them and enjoy the social side of music and have more
fun. "I haven't learned to exercise the right of privacy,"
he said. "Folks are always calling and I drop everything
and entertain them." He had a gift for friendship. He
was so generous with stories. Some of us are able to impersonate
storytellers but Chet was the real thing, and if you drove
around Nashville with him, he remembered one after another,
it was a documentary movie about country music. Chet loved
so many people. He especially loved the ones who seemed a
little wild to him and who made him laugh. He loved his grandkids
Jonathan and Amanda, and talked them up every change he got,
though I don't know how wild they were. Dolly Parton always
made him laugh, the way she flirted with him. A few months
ago, she came to see him, he was in bed, dying, and she made
him laugh for about an hour, telling him things I'm not about
to repeat here. He loved Waylon Jennings. He loved Lenny Breaux.
Jerry Reed. Ray Stevens. Vince Gill. Stever Wariner. And Brother
Dave Gardner, the hipster revivalist comedian who Chet discovered
doing stand-up in a Nashville club between sets as a drummer
and who said, "Dear hearts, gathered here to rejoice
in the glorious Southland. Joy to the world! The South has
always been the South. And I believe the only reason that
folks live in the north is because they have jobs up there."
He loved doing shows. He never had a bad night.
He played some notes he didn't mean to play but they never
were bad notes. They simply were other notes. He was such
a professional it was hard to bug him but I succeeded when
we did a show together and at the end I took his hand and
we took a bow together. The next night, he said to me before
the show, "Don't take my hand on stage that way, you
know what people will think, you being a northern liberal
and all." I found that during the bow I could make him
flinch just by gesturing toward him.
He liked to be alone backstage. He liked it
quiet and calm in the dressing room and he counted on George
Lunn to make it that way. I remember him backstage, alone,
walking around in the cavernous dark of some opera house out
west, holding the guitar, playing, singing to himself; he
needed to be alone with himself and get squared away, because
the Chet people saw on stage was the same Chet you hung around
with in his office, joking with Paul about having a swimming
pool shaped like a guitar amp, the joke about "By the
time I learned I couldn't tune very well, I was too rich to
care," and singing "Would Jesus Wear A Rolex,"
and "I Just Can't Say Goodbye" and ending the show
with his ravishing beautiful solo, "Vincent," the
audience sitting in rapt silence. It was all the same Chet
who sat at home with Leona, watching a golf tournament with
the sound off, and playing his guitar, a long stream-of-consciousness
medley in which twenty or thirty tunes came together perfectly,
as in a dream, his daddy's songs and the Banks of the Ohio
and Recuerdos de la Alhambra and Smile and Stephen Foster
and Boudleaux Bryant and the Beatles and Freight Train, one
long sparkling stream of music, as men in plaid pants hit
their long high approach shots in a green paradise.
He said: "I enjoy the fruits of my efforts
but I have never felt comfortable promoting myself. The condition
is worsening now that I am on the back nine. My passion for
the guitar and for fame is slowly dying and it makes me sad.
I never thought my love for the guitar would fade. There are
a lot of reasons, as we get older the high frequencies go,
music doesn't sound so good. And for some damn reason after
hearing so many great players, I lose the competitive desire.
Here I am baring my soul. That's good tho, isn't it. I'm not
a Catholic but I love that facet of their religion."
Chet was curious and thoughtful about religion,
though he was dubious about shysters and TV evangelist. He
said, "I am seventy and still don't know anything about
life, what universal entity designed the body I live in or
what will come after I am gone. I figure there will be eternity
and nothing much else. Like pulling a finger out of water.
If it as the Baptists claim, I think I would tire of streets
of gold and would want to see brick houses. I believe that
when I die I'll probably go to Minnesota. The last time I
was up there, it was freezing and I remember smiling and my
upper lip went up and didn't come back down."
God looks on the heart and is a God of mercy
and loving kindness beyond our comprehension, and in that
faith let us commend his spirit to the Everlasting, may the
angels bear him up, and may eternal light shine upon him,
and may he run into a lot of his old friends, and if he should
wind up in Minnesota, we will do our best to take care of
him until the rest of you come along.

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Past Articles
Phil Keillor Benefit for the Tenney Park Shelter (04/17/09)
Bill Holm, 19432009 (02/26/09)
Happy New Year, Friends (12/29/08)
Talk of the Stacks (11/17/08)
What Makes St. Paul So Great? (09/03/08)
GK On Historic Preservation (10/05/07)
Welcome to St. Paul (09/23/06)
"Homegrown Democrat," Chapters 1-4 (08/10/04)
Sing the National Anthem—and Try it in the Key of G (07/02/04)
Holiday Greetings from Garrison Keillor (12/23/03)
Remembering Plimpton (10/01/03)
Crankiness in Decline, Says the Old Guy (04/19/02)
A Governor Works in Mysterious Ways (10/19/01)
In Praise of Laziness (09/10/01)
I Just Needed a Valve Job (09/13/01)
A Eulogy for Chet Atkins (07/03/01)
A Foot Soldier in God's Floating Orchestra (04/01)
Exile on Main Street (10/02/00)
Walking Down the Canyon (07/31/00)
The Mysteries of Prom Night (05/15/00)
How I Write (12/04/99)
The Christmas of the Great Flu (12/99)
Let Jesse Be Jesse (10/10/99)
The Rice, the Bat, the Baby (09/06/99)
Faith at the Speed of Life (06/14/99)
The Republicans Were Right, But (02/15/99)
Minnesota's Excellent Ventura (11/16/98)
The Dangers of Christmas (04/06/98)
Gasgate (11/10/97)
Talk Radio (10/97)
The Seven Principles of a Successful Christmas (09/08/97)
The Seven Deadly Sins—Envy (04/97)
You Say Potato (04/04/96)
The Poetry Judge (02/96)
With All the Trimmings (11/27/95)
In Autumn We Get Older (11/06/95)
Minnesota's Sensible Plan (09/11/95)
The Art of the Embrace (02/95)
The Voters are Angry (08/94)
Word Play (05/18/90)
We Are Still Married (12/18/89)
Elevator Tales
A Graduation Speech

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