The Third Annual Joke Show


KNOCK-KNOCK JOKES


Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Tarzan.
Tarzan who?
Tarzan Stripes Forever!

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Debussy.
Debussy who?
Debussy C. Fields!

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Wilbur Wright.
Wilbur Wright who?
Wilbur Wright back after this guitar solo!

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to do these jokes all night?

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Agatha.
Agatha who?
Agatha blues in the night!

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke for the silver lining....

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Toreador.
Toreador who?
(intended)Open up or I'll Toreador down!

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Aardvark.
Aardvark who?
Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Repeat.
Repeat who?
Okay. Who, who, who, who, who.

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Old Sweet Songs: A Prairie Home Companion 1974-1976

Old Sweet Songs

Lovingly selected from the earliest archives of A Prairie Home Companion, this heirloom collection represents the music from earliest years of the now legendary show: 1974–1976. With songs and tunes from jazz pianist Butch Thompson, mandolin maestro Peter Ostroushko, Dakota Dave Hull and the first house band, The Powdermilk Biscuit Band (Adam Granger, Bob Douglas and Mary DuShane).

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