The Third Annual Joke Show


MUSICIAN JOKES

What do you call a musician who's broken up with his girlfriend?
Homeless.

Why do drummers leave their sticks on the dashboard when they park?
So they can use the handicapped zones.

How does a girl know she's dating a French horn player?

When he kisses you he has his hand up your rear end!

How do you get a drummer out of your house?
Pay him for the pizza.

How do you get a guitar player to turn down the volume?
Put sheet music in front of him.

What's the difference between a baritone sax and a chain saw?
Vibrato.

Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
To try and get away from that sound.

What's the difference between a musician and a fourteen-inch pizza?
A fourteen-inch pizza can feed a family of four.

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Old Sweet Songs: A Prairie Home Companion 1974-1976

Old Sweet Songs

Lovingly selected from the earliest archives of A Prairie Home Companion, this heirloom collection represents the music from earliest years of the now legendary show: 1974–1976. With songs and tunes from jazz pianist Butch Thompson, mandolin maestro Peter Ostroushko, Dakota Dave Hull and the first house band, The Powdermilk Biscuit Band (Adam Granger, Bob Douglas and Mary DuShane).

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