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FIFTH ANNUAL JOKE SHOW
Joke Submissions
Knock
Knock Jokes
Knock-knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock-Knock
Who's there!?
Banana
Banana who!?
Knock-knock
Who's there!!?
Orange
Orange who!!? (exasperated)
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
Lucie Gulick, New Orleans, LA
Age: 5Knock Knock
Who's there?
Dewey!
Dewey who?
Dewey have to put up with all those silly knock knock jokes?
Thelma Carolan, Jekyll Island, Ga
knock knock
who's there?
Alex
Alex who?
Al explain later
(My son's name is alex)
liz levine, Evanston, il
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Duane.
Duane, who?
Duane the bathtub I'm drowning.
Amy Neto, Sacramento, CA
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Madam
Madam who?
Madam old car broke down!
Jeanne Trim, Collierville, TN
Knock Knock
Who's There
Cows
Cows Who
Cows don't Who...they moo!
Callan Ryder, Roanoke, VA
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Madame.
Madame who?
Madame finger's caught in the door--open up!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel!
Jennifer Schneider, Bloomington, MN
Knock-Knock
Who's there?
Dalone
Dalone who?
Dalone Ranger rides again!
Patsy Cincotta, Moulton, IA
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Juice
Juice Who?
Juze guys gonna just sit around all day or what?
Jacob Sommer, Greenfield, MA
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Cheetah
Cheetah Who?
Cheetah me again and I'm a gonna make you regret it, capishe?
Jacob Sommer, Greenfield, MA
Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
Bee Eye.
Bee Eye who?
(singing) B-I-N-G-O, B-I-N-G-O, B-I-N-G-O,and BINGO is my name-o
Dorothy Krasner, Manchester, NH
Knock! Knock! Who's there?
Sam and Janet! Sam and Janet who?
Sam and Janet evening? (sung to Some Enchanted Evening)
Don Nelson, Tomah, Wi
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Wilbur Wright.
Wilbur Wright who?
Wilbur Wright back after these messages.
Megan Timmens, Austin, TX
Knock Knock
Who'se there?
Boo
Boo Who?
Sorry I made you cry.
Rick Watson, Empire, Al
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Knock Knock
Who's There!
My name IS Knock Knock
Jocelyn Jellison, Blairsville, PA
Age: 10
Knock Knock,
Who's there?
Amos.
Amos who?
Amosquito bit me.
Knock Knock,
Who's there?
Andy.
Andy who?
Andy bit me again.
Robin Kent, Davis, CA
Knock knock.
Whos there?
Hoo.
Hoo who?
Gosh, have you got some owls in there?
Chris Oinonen Ehren, St. Paul, MN
Knock-knock
Who's There?
Mars Polar Lander
Mars Polar Lander who?
(silence)
Steven Gardner, Keyport, WA
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On July 4th, help us celebrate the 35th Anniversary of A Prairie Home Companion and the Fourth of July with a free live nationally broadcast show from Avon, MN.
From Garrison Keillor:
“When I was 16, Helen Fleischman assigned me to memorize Shakespeare’s Sonnet No. 29, ‘When in disgrace with fortune and men’s eyes, I all alone beweep my outcast state’ for English class, and fifty years later, that poem is still in my head. Algebra got washed away, and geometry and most of biology, but those lines about the redemptive power of love in the face of shame are still here behind my eyeballs, more permanent than my own teeth. The sonnet is a durable good. These 77 of mine include sonnets of praise, some erotic, some lamentations, some street sonnets and a 12-sonnet cycle of months. If anything here offends, I beg your pardon, I come in peace, I depart in gratitude.”
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Robin & Linda Williams are among the most popular guest performers of A Prairie Home Companion (they also appeared in the movie, have performed as part of the The Hopeful Gospel Quartet, and made appearances as Marvin & Mavis Smiley). This CD features some of the duo's best harmonies from the show. Among the 12 tracks are familiar fan favorites, including "For Better or Worse", "Visions of Mother and Dad", "Tied Down, Home Free" and the title track. A collection that is muy bueno!
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