FIFTH ANNUAL JOKE SHOW|
Norwegian, etc.. Jokes
Two Irish lads, brothers don't you know, are walking
home from school one day. Patrick says to Noel "Now that I'm thirteen
I think I'll be cursing." Noel says "Do you now? And what will you be
saying then? "Michael says "I think I'll be saying HELL! And you ought
to be cursing your own self, Noel"." Well then, Patrick and what should
I be saying.?" "You should be saying FAT ASS."
Did you hear about the Norwegian who bought a new toilet brush?
Why is it highly unlikely that Jesus Christ could have been born in
Two Polish airline pilots were about to make their first landing at
an American airport. Carefully, they came in over the runway and descended.
As soon as the wheels touched the ground, they put on full reverse thrust
and applied the brakes as hard as they could until the plane had skidded
to a stop. As both of them sat in a sweat, one pilot turned to the other."Boy,
these American runways are short," he said, "But they sure are wide!"
What do you call a one-legged Polack?
What do you call a greasy Norwegian?
What's Irish and spends all day long sitting out on your deck?
How can tell if a redneck is married?
Didja hear the one about the Norwegian Lutheran who loved his wife sooo
much... that he told her.
Sol and Abe have been partners in the garment industry for years. One
night they decide to go have dinner and see a show. Just befoe the first
act begins Sol slaps his forhead and says, "Oy, I forgot to lock the
safe before we left the office."
Why did the Norwegian bachelor farmer take a piece
of sandpaper to the desert?
Two Norwegians are hiking in the woods and find a
set of tracks. The first says "Those are deer tracks", and the sencond
one says, "No, those are bear tracks". Well the argument got so heated
that they didn't notice the oncoming train until too late.
Why are Polish people buried with their butt sticking out of the
A Jewish man and Scotsman came upon a chair for sale. When noting
the price, the Jewish man said "I can get it for less than that price."
Where upon the Scotsman replied "I can live without it."
An Irishman Walks into the bar, sits down and sees an oil lamp beside
him. He rubs it and a genie pops out. He says "I will grant you Three
Wishes. What is your first one?" The irishman says, "Hmm..I'd like
a Pint of Ale that will never be empty" and POOF! It appears before
him. He takes a drink and empties the glass, and the glass fills up
again. He drinks and empties the glass again, and it fills up again.
The Genie says, "What are your other two wishes?" The irishman says,
"Hmmm...Give me two more pints like this one"
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