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FIFTH ANNUAL JOKE SHOW Joke Submissions Jokes beginning with "What" Q: What is the difference between
In-laws and Out-laws?
what do you call cheese that isn't yours?
What do you call a cow that has just given birth?
Q.What's the difference between a conservative woman and a German Shepard?
What did the leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip. What do you get
if a Viagra pill gets caught in your throat? A stiff neck.
Q. What do you get when you cross a sheep with a porcupine?
Joe: What has four legs, is green, and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree
it would kill you?
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean?
What did the hat say to the hat-rack?
Q: What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
What do you get when you cross a dyslectic, an agnostic, and an insomniac?
What do you call a turtle who can fly?
What do you say to a one-legged hitchhiker?
What do you do if you get swallowed by an elephant?
Q. What do you call it when the Vice President plays the drums?
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs......on a wall?
Q: What do you get when you mix holy water with Milk of Magnesia?
Q: What is the difference between Roast Beef and Pea Soup?
Q:What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Q: What is the difference between cowboy boots and wingtip shoes?
What goes, "Clip, clop, clip, clop, clip, clop, BANG!"?
What do you call a woman with with one leg?
What did the fish say when he bumped into a cement wall?
What's the difference between Engineers and Architects?
WHAT DO YOU SAY TO A ONE LEGGED HITCHHIKER?? ~~"HOP IN"
What goes "oom oom"?
What do you do when your nose goes on strike?
WHAT DOES IT MEAN WHEN THE WEATHER FORCAST SAYS THERE'S A 40% CHANCE OF
RAIN? IT MEANS THAT 4 OF THE 10 GUYS AT THE WEATHER BUREAU THINK IT'S
GOING TO RAIN AND 6 OF 'EM DON'T. What do "Winnie the Pooh" and "Jack the Ripper" have in common? Their middle name John Lechner, Stockton, CA What did the elephant say to the naked man? "How do you eat?" Laurie Roberts, Albany, CA
What's the loudest pet?
Q: What does a sadist do to a masochist? | | | | |
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