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FIFTH ANNUAL JOKE SHOW Joke Submissions Yo Mama Jokes Yo'mama is so fat when she puts
on a red dress people say,
-Yo' mama's so fat, when her pager goes off people think she's backing
up
Yo mama's so dumb, she thinks serial killers put poison in people's cornflakes!
Yo Mama's armpits are so hairy...it looks like she has Don King in a headlock.
YO' MAMA IS SO FAT THAT SHE HAS HER OWN GRAVITATIONAL FIELD.
Your Mama's so fat, if she won a beauty contest they'd sing, "Here she
comes, North America."
Yo mama's so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles!
Q: So, who's the Japanese insult comedienne who married a former Secretary
of Agriculture?
Yo mama is so ugly that she has to trick or treat by phone!
Yo' Momma's So Fat, she got a psychaitrist bill for 1500 dollars. 500
for the session and 1000 for a new couch!
Yo mamma so fat that when she runs the 50 yard dash she needs an overnight
bag.
Dear gang,
Yo Mama so fat when she takes a bath she makes gravy
yo mama----yo mama is so ugly that the hazardous waste people are scared
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Prairie Home on the Big Screen: Encore Presentation
If you missed Thursday's stellar A Prairie Home Companion Live in HD performance, there's still a chance to see it in theaters. An encore performance of A Prairie Home Companion from the Fitzgerald Theater in St. Paul, Minnesota, will be beamed in high-definition exclusively to 500+ movie theaters across the U.S. and Canada. With special guests Elvis Costello, Robin and Linda Williams, Jearlyn & Jevetta Steele, and Heather Masse.
Minnesota author, illustrator, and cartoonist Chris Monroe inked a short comic strip with Garrison Keillor. The comic reveals a few tricks of GK's writing style... or does it?
Read the strip»
The Prairie Home cruise has become legendary on two of the Seven Seas and now is setting sail on a third, a weeklong spring break cruise of the western Caribbean along the Mexican coast, and it leaves March 14 from Tampa.
Stories of a Wobegon romance far from home, all delivered with Garrison Keillor's trademark humor.
Read the first chapter»Signed Copies Available»
