My Private Wobegon
stories from home
Small Town Full of Big Stories
By Gretchen Fletcher
Every porch in Westernport held scandal,
the details of which my cousin whispered
as we rocked on her front-porch glider
covered with a gritty layer of coal soot
from the mill where everybody's father worked.
Across the street was the man whose father killed himself
who lived next door to the lady whose son played with paperdolls
whose house was attached to that of the man who yelled at his wife
and threw rocks at the three-legged dog who gimp-romped past us
every day with the neighbor boys when they went to the ballpark,
shouting at the retarded girl across the way as they passed her
porch.
We debated going to watch them play but decided instead
to rock and talk some more on her porch while our precious stacks
of Archie and Jughead, Wonder Woman, and Dick Tracy
lay unread around us on the porch, their stories pale by comparison.
Gretchen Fletcher Gretchen's poetry has appeared in The Chattahoochee Review, The Mid-America Poetry Review, Pacific Coast Journal, Northeast Corridor, Inkwell, Appalachian Heritage, Pudding Magazine, Footsteps: A Journal of Contemporary Writing, About Such Things, and in anthologies, like the recently published Proposing on the Brooklyn Bridge: Poems About Marriage. Her poems have been performed by dance troupes in Palm Beach and San Francisco, and appear in a 2003 date book published in Chicago. Her personal essays, mainly about travel and nostalgia, have been published in Prevention, South Florida Sun-Sentinel, Miami Herald, Sunshine Magazine, The Lookout, Fate, Fan, The Catholic Digest, Mature Living, and an anthology, Traveler's Tales: Ireland. Gretchen teaches fifth grade at Christ Church School and leads poetry and creative nonfiction workshops for the Council for Florida Libraries and for Florida Center for the Book, an affiliate of the Library of Congress.
Previous Stories
- Christmas Noir (7/03/03)
- Matthews Avenue, Bronx, N.Y., September '78 (7/03/03)
- Ectoplasm at the Waffle House (5/20/03)
- Perfect Knowledge (5/20/03)
- The King is Alive and Well at the Local Sub Shop (4/16/03)
- Pears (4/16/03)
- A Cataclysmic Economic Downturn (3/15/03)
- Small Town Full of Big Stories (3/15/03)
- Coffebreak (3/15/03)
- The Recipe for Gravity (2/1/03)
- Appalachian Breeze (2/1/03)
- Cassiopeia (12/20/02)
- The Girl Who Learned to Levitate By First Learning to Breathe (12/20/02)
- Slow Death in the Waiting Room (11/1/02)
- Sneakers on a Wire (11/1/02)
- Casserole Ladies (9/15/02)
- Pain Redux (9/15/02)
- Drinks All Around (7/1/02)
- Wasteland Golf (5/22/02)
- Bob Perryman (5/22/02)
- Something Better (5/1/02)
- Memories (5/1/02)
- mn/twelve (4/1/02)
- Planting Wisteria (4/1/02)
- Pancake Surprise (4/1/02)
- On Turning 50, in Texas (3/1/02)
- Girl Scout Gets Stuck (3/1/02)
- Bullroarer (3/1/02)
- Stella Maris (2/15/02)
- The Cooking Circle (2/15/01)
- A Glance Back (2/1/02)
- The Long Goodbye (2/1/02)
- Now It Looks Respectable (12/15/01)
- Ordinary Poets (12/15/01)
- Fisherman's Son (11/1/01)
- The Dreamer (11/1/01)
- What Happened During the Ice Storm (10/6/01)
- Her Most Perfect Day Ever (9/15/01)
- I Have the Serpent Brought (8/30/01)
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