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Three Priests, Two Penguins, and One Chicken

November 1, 2014

This week, our vaunted Joke Show returns! Tune in for a live broadcast from the Pantages Theatre in Minneapolis, Minnesota, with special guests, Scottish music institution Battlefield Band and hot jazz preservationist Vince Giordano. Also with us, the Royal Academy of Radio Actors, Tim Russell, Sue Scott, and Fred Newman; musical director Rich Dworsky with Richard Kriehn on mandolin and fiddle, guitarist Dean Magraw, JT Bates on drums, Kenni Holmen on saxophone, and bassist Larry Kohut; and the latest News from Lake Wobegon. Have a few great, classic jokes? Send them our way and they just might make it onto the show!

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Upcoming Shows

November 1: Minneapolis, MN  
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Joke Show!
Special guests: Vince Giordano, Battlefield Band

November 8: Duluth, MN  
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Special guests: The California Honeydrops

November 15: Rochester, MN  
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Special guests: The Steep Canyon Rangers, Choral Arts Ensemble

November 22: New York, NY  
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Special guests: Kat Edmonson, Butch Thompson, Vince Giordano

November 29: New York, NY  
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Special guest: Nick Lowe

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