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American Lock & Latch: Smart Wallet GK:. . . Brought to you by American Lock & Latch, makers of the Smart Wallet (CLANK), equipped with a C-chip to prevent impulse shopping. (WARNING BUZZER.) Children, if your parents are throwing away your college tuition on stuff they don't need, just attach a C-chip to their credit cards and when they try to swipe them through the cash machine.... (BUZZER) Your parents have run up the national debt, they are running Social Security right into the ground, they're poisoning the earth, and you're going to let them spend the money you need for education to deal with this mess? (BUZZER) Your parents want to buy a new boat, get a car, fly to Europe, redecorate the house --- that's your money they're spending. You didn't choose to be born into this world, but here you are, and are they taking responsibility for the future? (BUZZER) Mother's Day is coming up, and Father's Day soon after. Why not get your parents a Smart Wallet (CLANK) with a C-Chip to guard against waste. (WARNING BUZZER) GK: From American Lock & Latch. (STEEL SLAM) © 1996 By Garrison Keillor |
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Now Available:
A Christmas Blizzard
GK's New Holiday Story
A comic novella about a Hawaii-bound holiday traveler who ends up stranded in his North Dakota hometown.
Audio edition also available»
The Prairie Home cruise has become legendary on two of the Seven Seas and now is setting sail on a third, a weeklong spring break cruise of the western Caribbean along the Mexican coast, and it leaves March 14 from Tampa.
Stories of a Wobegon romance far from home, all delivered with Garrison Keillor's trademark humor.
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The latest collection of Lake Wobegon short stories gathered from live broadcasts include Confirmation Sunday, the church directory photos, Pastor Ingqvist's leather bound sermons along with song lyrics and the "95 Theses," among others. Companion audio also available.
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