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Duct Tape GK:. . . Brought to you by the American Duct Tape Council (DUCKS). All winter we look forward to eating outdoors and then in summer we try to do it and the wind comes up and plates and napkins are flying everywhere and the salad and the pop and the potato chips --- anchor them down with strips of duct tape (RIP) ---- nothing keeps a dinner table in order like double sided duct tape. Use it in the house too. Prevent spills (SPILLAGE) with duct tape (DUCKS). A message from the American Duct Tape Council. © 1996 Garrison Keillor
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Now Available:
A Christmas Blizzard
GK's New Holiday Story
A comic novella about a Hawaii-bound holiday traveler who ends up stranded in his North Dakota hometown.
Audio edition also available»
The Prairie Home cruise has become legendary on two of the Seven Seas and now is setting sail on a third, a weeklong spring break cruise of the western Caribbean along the Mexican coast, and it leaves March 14 from Tampa.
Stories of a Wobegon romance far from home, all delivered with Garrison Keillor's trademark humor.
Read the first chapter»Signed Copies Available»
The latest collection of Lake Wobegon short stories gathered from live broadcasts include Confirmation Sunday, the church directory photos, Pastor Ingqvist's leather bound sermons along with song lyrics and the "95 Theses," among others. Companion audio also available.
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