Duct Tape
Saturday, May 11, 1996

GK:. . . Brought to you by the American Duct Tape Council (DUCKS). All winter we look forward to eating outdoors and then in summer we try to do it and the wind comes up and plates and napkins are flying everywhere and the salad and the pop and the potato chips --- anchor them down with strips of duct tape (RIP) ---- nothing keeps a dinner table in order like double sided duct tape. Use it in the house too. Prevent spills (SPILLAGE) with duct tape (DUCKS). A message from the American Duct Tape Council.

© 1996 Garrison Keillor

Old Sweet Songs: A Prairie Home Companion 1974-1976

Old Sweet Songs

Lovingly selected from the earliest archives of A Prairie Home Companion, this heirloom collection represents the music from earliest years of the now legendary show: 1974–1976. With songs and tunes from jazz pianist Butch Thompson, mandolin maestro Peter Ostroushko, Dakota Dave Hull and the first house band, The Powdermilk Biscuit Band (Adam Granger, Bob Douglas and Mary DuShane).

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