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Forest Lawn: Eau D'Rodeo Cologne GK:....brought to you by Forest Lawn Beauty Products for Men. (TK RODEO ANNOUNCER ON P.A.: Now, coming out of Chute No. 4, Dan Call of Livingston riding Rail Splitter. WHOOPS, WHINNY, CROWD ROAR, AND FADE.) TR: This is Slim Jack, waitin to take my ride in the bronco event. (HAWK, SPIT. WHINNY.) Used t' be I was self-conscious on a horse, knowing I might get thrown in the dirt and knowing it ain't just dirt that's down there and some of it might stick to me and I might never get a date afterwards, but now, thanks to Forest Lawn Eau d'Rodeo Cologne, I know I'll come out smellin like a rose. (TK: C'mon, Jack. Ride im! WHINNY. TR WHOOPS. HOOVES) GK: Eau d'Rodeo Cologne from Forest Lawn, it's no ordinary deodorant. © 1996 Garrison Keillor
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Now Available:
A Christmas Blizzard
GK's New Holiday Story
A comic novella about a Hawaii-bound holiday traveler who ends up stranded in his North Dakota hometown.
Audio edition also available»
The Prairie Home cruise has become legendary on two of the Seven Seas and now is setting sail on a third, a weeklong spring break cruise of the western Caribbean along the Mexican coast, and it leaves March 14 from Tampa.
Stories of a Wobegon romance far from home, all delivered with Garrison Keillor's trademark humor.
Read the first chapter»Signed Copies Available»
The latest collection of Lake Wobegon short stories gathered from live broadcasts include Confirmation Sunday, the church directory photos, Pastor Ingqvist's leather bound sermons along with song lyrics and the "95 Theses," among others. Companion audio also available.
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