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Spanish Moss GK:....brought to you by Savannah Brand Spanish Moss Remover. Spanish moss looks good on oak trees. (SPANISH GUITAR CADENZA) But it's not so romantic when you find it on your dog (DOG), or your kids (SS TEEN: Oh for gross.) Or when you find it in your hair (TR GROAN) ---- and then look closer and see --- (TR: It is my hair.) Savannah Spanish Moss Remover. Use it whenever the temperature gets above eighty. ....brought to you by the Cafe Boeuf --- Maurice the maitre'd says: Give yourself a break this summer and order your meals from the Cafe Boeuf catalog, Francaise Express, for next day delivery by air. TK: Oui, monsieur. GK: By air? Is it good? TK: (FRENCH ECSTATIC SUPERLATIVE GIBBERISH) GK: Evidently so. Copyright 1996, by Garrison Keillor
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Now Available:
A Christmas Blizzard
GK's New Holiday Story
A comic novella about a Hawaii-bound holiday traveler who ends up stranded in his North Dakota hometown.
Audio edition also available»
The Prairie Home cruise has become legendary on two of the Seven Seas and now is setting sail on a third, a weeklong spring break cruise of the western Caribbean along the Mexican coast, and it leaves March 14 from Tampa.
Stories of a Wobegon romance far from home, all delivered with Garrison Keillor's trademark humor.
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The latest collection of Lake Wobegon short stories gathered from live broadcasts include Confirmation Sunday, the church directory photos, Pastor Ingqvist's leather bound sermons along with song lyrics and the "95 Theses," among others. Companion audio also available.
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