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Mournful Oatmeal GK:.....brought to you by Mournful Oatmeal. Many people give up eating oatmeal when it's warm and that's why, in hot weather places, people tend to be dumber. They're eating fruit loops, when oatmeal is what they need. GK & RD: Mournful Oatmeal is nature's way of reminding you that you are only passing through And in the greater scheme of things, you are a temporary problem. You were more interesting five years ago than you are now and this trend is going to continue. Mournful Oatmeal. We put the real into cereal. © 1996 Garrison Keillor
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Now Available:
A Christmas Blizzard
GK's New Holiday Story
A comic novella about a Hawaii-bound holiday traveler who ends up stranded in his North Dakota hometown.
Audio edition also available»
The Prairie Home cruise has become legendary on two of the Seven Seas and now is setting sail on a third, a weeklong spring break cruise of the western Caribbean along the Mexican coast, and it leaves March 14 from Tampa.
Stories of a Wobegon romance far from home, all delivered with Garrison Keillor's trademark humor.
Read the first chapter»Signed Copies Available»
The latest collection of Lake Wobegon short stories gathered from live broadcasts include Confirmation Sunday, the church directory photos, Pastor Ingqvist's leather bound sermons along with song lyrics and the "95 Theses," among others. Companion audio also available.
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