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Fred Farrell GK:...brought to you by Fred Farrell Animal Calls. (MONKEY, JUNGLE BIRDS) Test the difference for yourself. Here's the sound of an actual wapiti. (SFX) And here's the sound of a Fred Farrell wapiti call. (SFX) TR: This is Fred Farrell. When you go for a walk in the woods, you don't want to waste a whole afternoon looking at nothing but a bunch of trees, you want wildlife, and that's why you want one of my Fred Farrell Animal Call Sets in this handsome leather case with the shoulder strap. Each Animal Call has its own distinct message instantly understandable to the animal: for example, this raccoon call--- (RACCOON) Come out here, bring your kids, and sit up on your hinders. Or this deer call. (DEER) It says: check yourself for ticks and if you're clean, come over here and eat from our hands. My Fred Farrell Animal Calls bring wildlife instantly. Guaranteed. Right there where you can see them clearly. --- Or, we can disperse them. Like this bear call. (BEAR) Fresh garbage can two miles straight west of here. And remember: for the money you'd expect to pay for just two animal calls, you can purchase my Fred Farrell Eight-in-One call --- with golden retriever (SFX), black Angus (SFX), Rhode Island red (CHICKEN), red-headed woodpecker (SFX), gray wolf (SFX), blue whale (SFX), Russian blue (CAT) and Chester White (PIG). GK: Fred Farrell, the name to trust when it comes to animal calls. (MONKEY AND JUNGLE CRIES) |
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