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Mister Wine GK: And now a word from Mister Wine....(PIANO GLISS) CF: What are you doing, Bob? TR: I'm screwing this wineskin onto the water tap, Pat. (TWISTING) CF: Making water into wine?? But--- TR: There we go....now I just rev up the 75 horsepower gas generator...(ENGINE START) GK: GENERATOR NOT INCLUDED. TR: And I turn the ergonomic spigot knob to whichever variety I want... Burgundy, Chardonnay, Tawny Port, Gewurztraminer, Pinot Noir, or Rose....what do you say? CF: How about Pinot Noir---- TR: Push the On button... SFX: CLICK, WINE FLOWS TR: See, Pat? Gallon after gallon of wine that tastes as good as wine you'd spend two, three, even four and a half dollars for. GK: Yes, Mister Wine is the ONLY instant home wine-making device that makes this promise... TR: When used properly, will not damage plumbing. CF: Good Pinot Noir, Bob. And look....it doesn't stain the sink either. GK: Mister Wine....now you can have wine on your table any time you want. CF: Look! Unexpected guests pulling into the driveway? TR: No problem. I'll go hook up Mister Wine. GK: Not available in California. (MUSIC OUT) ©1996 by Garrison Keillor |
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Singer and songwriter Andra Suchy talks about singing duets with Garrison, and her latest album, Little Heart.
Old Sweet Songs: A Prairie Home Companion 1974-1976
Lovingly selected from the earliest archives of A Prairie Home Companion, this heirloom collection represents the music from earliest years of the now legendary show: 1974–1976. With songs and tunes from jazz pianist Butch Thompson, mandolin maestro Peter Ostroushko, Dakota Dave Hull and the first house band, The Powdermilk Biscuit Band (Adam Granger, Bob Douglas and Mary DuShane).
