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Captain's Choice Frozen Dinners GK: ....back after this message. (HAWAIIAN THEME, VIOLIN-UKE AND GUITAR) CF: Hawaii....the enchanted islands of the Pacific. (GULLS, SURF) But if you can't fly to Hawaii this winter, why not serve yourself the meals you would have eaten on the flight to and from Hawaii ---- thanks to Captain's Choice Frozen Airline Dinners. Here's some kind of meat in brown stuff! Or how about Partially-Thawed Pasta with Re-Constituted Tomato-Like-Matter! Your husband will sure go for this: Pork By-Products Au Gratin with Root Vegetable Pate. That's Captain's Choice Frozen Airline Dinners. Take a bite, close your eyes, have someone jiggle your chair, it's almost like being up there. (MUSIC BUTTON) © 1996 BY GARRISON KEILLOR |
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A Christmas Blizzard
GK's New Holiday Story
A comic novella about a Hawaii-bound holiday traveler who ends up stranded in his North Dakota hometown.
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The Prairie Home cruise has become legendary on two of the Seven Seas and now is setting sail on a third, a weeklong spring break cruise of the western Caribbean along the Mexican coast, and it leaves March 14 from Tampa.
Stories of a Wobegon romance far from home, all delivered with Garrison Keillor's trademark humor.
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