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Forest Lawn: Muscle Mass GK: ....brought to you by Forest Lawn Hair Products.... TR: If you are experiencing hair loss, here's a tip from Forest Lawn: flexing your eyebrows helps to build up the scalp muscles that grip hair and keep it on your head. Building skull muscle mass is the secret to great hair. Along with Forest Lawn Hair Mulch....pack it on at night, moisten, attach the plastic cap, and Forest Lawn Hair Mulch feeds your scalp as you sleep. GK: Remember: no matter how nice they seem to be, people treat you according to your hair. No matter how smart you think you are, it's your hair they're looking at, not you. VC: Your hair....it's so intense. It almost talks. I love your hair. You're a drag but your hair is gorgeous. GK: Try Forest Lawn Hair Mulch and Forest Lawn Eyebrow Exercises. It really works. © 1996 BY GARRISON KEILLOR |
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Now Available:
A Christmas Blizzard
GK's New Holiday Story
A comic novella about a Hawaii-bound holiday traveler who ends up stranded in his North Dakota hometown.
Audio edition also available»
The Prairie Home cruise has become legendary on two of the Seven Seas and now is setting sail on a third, a weeklong spring break cruise of the western Caribbean along the Mexican coast, and it leaves March 14 from Tampa.
Stories of a Wobegon romance far from home, all delivered with Garrison Keillor's trademark humor.
Read the first chapter»Signed Copies Available»
The latest collection of Lake Wobegon short stories gathered from live broadcasts include Confirmation Sunday, the church directory photos, Pastor Ingqvist's leather bound sermons along with song lyrics and the "95 Theses," among others. Companion audio also available.
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