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Oatmeal GK:.....brought to you by Mournful Oatmeal----the cereal of reality Here we are in Ithaca where it's cloudy and rainy and it's humid in the auditorium and many people are wondering if their hair looks as bad as it feels, And the answer is, yes, it does, this is not one of its better days. We could say that Mournful Oatmeal will bring out the natural luster and youthfulness of your hair, But you would know that we were lying and that's not why people go to college, now is it. © 1997 by Garrison Keillor |
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Now Available:
A Christmas Blizzard
GK's New Holiday Story
A comic novella about a Hawaii-bound holiday traveler who ends up stranded in his North Dakota hometown.
Audio edition also available»
The Prairie Home cruise has become legendary on two of the Seven Seas and now is setting sail on a third, a weeklong spring break cruise of the western Caribbean along the Mexican coast, and it leaves March 14 from Tampa.
Stories of a Wobegon romance far from home, all delivered with Garrison Keillor's trademark humor.
Read the first chapter»Signed Copies Available»
The latest collection of Lake Wobegon short stories gathered from live broadcasts include Confirmation Sunday, the church directory photos, Pastor Ingqvist's leather bound sermons along with song lyrics and the "95 Theses," among others. Companion audio also available.
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