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Beard .......(MUSIC) TR: If you've thought of growing a beard for the winter, but can't, maybe you should consider a rechargeable electric beard from Nortech. It slips on over your ears and keeps your face warm even on the coldest days, then stores easily in your jacket pocket when you wish to be without it. One size fits all, even women. SS: Winter is so different for me, now that I have a rechargeable electric beard. At first, I was worried about what people would think, but in Minnesota....in January....people don't look twice about a bearded woman. It's easy to remove when I get to the office, and it doesn't chafe my skin. And you know something? I never thought I'd enjoy wearing a beard --- but I do! TR: The electric beard is made of tiny wires curled to look like real whiskers, available in fourteen different colors, and powered by pocket battery pack. GK: Not user trimmable -- must be returned to factory for trimming- may cause navigational errors if operated aboard aircraft- not recommended for use near microwaves or high tension power lines. © 1997 Garrison Keillor |
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Now Available:
A Christmas Blizzard
GK's New Holiday Story
A comic novella about a Hawaii-bound holiday traveler who ends up stranded in his North Dakota hometown.
Audio edition also available»
The Prairie Home cruise has become legendary on two of the Seven Seas and now is setting sail on a third, a weeklong spring break cruise of the western Caribbean along the Mexican coast, and it leaves March 14 from Tampa.
Stories of a Wobegon romance far from home, all delivered with Garrison Keillor's trademark humor.
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The latest collection of Lake Wobegon short stories gathered from live broadcasts include Confirmation Sunday, the church directory photos, Pastor Ingqvist's leather bound sermons along with song lyrics and the "95 Theses," among others. Companion audio also available.
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