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American Duct Tape Council SS: Excuse me, sir. I think you dropped your hair. GK: Don't be a victim of runaway hairpieces. Tape your toupee with duct tape, and kiss humiliation goodbye. You can swim, shower, ride horseback, go dancing - without worry - Available in Brad Pitt Blonde, George Hamilton Brown, and new Post-Punk Purple. A message from the American Duct Tape Council (DUCKS). (c) 1998 by Garrison Keillor |
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Now Available:
A Christmas Blizzard
GK's New Holiday Story
A comic novella about a Hawaii-bound holiday traveler who ends up stranded in his North Dakota hometown.
Audio edition also available»
The Prairie Home cruise has become legendary on two of the Seven Seas and now is setting sail on a third, a weeklong spring break cruise of the western Caribbean along the Mexican coast, and it leaves March 14 from Tampa.
Stories of a Wobegon romance far from home, all delivered with Garrison Keillor's trademark humor.
Read the first chapter»Signed Copies Available»
The latest collection of Lake Wobegon short stories gathered from live broadcasts include Confirmation Sunday, the church directory photos, Pastor Ingqvist's leather bound sermons along with song lyrics and the "95 Theses," among others. Companion audio also available.
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