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Ketchup Advisory Board Tonight's show is brought to you by the Ketchup Advisory Board. TR: These are the good years for me and Barb. I found a really good breath spray that seems to have cleared up the problem and now I'm getting invited to meetings again. The tax refund came and we used it to de-worm the dog and as a result he passed Barb's wedding ring that he swallowed a couple weeks ago. And Barb's brother phoned and said they're not visiting this summer after all. So it looked like things were starting to look up for us, and then I come home from work to find Barb with her head in the freezer eating rocky road ice cream right out of the carton. With a serving spoon. - Barb, what's wrong? SS: I was just looking at pictures from our romantic weekend getaway in Cannon Falls, Jim. TR: What about it? SS: I can't believe that's me - TR: What's wrong? SS: I look so old, so fat - so blank - TR: Now that you mention it - there is a kind of vacancy about you - SS: I need to lose weight, and do something about my hair. And then I need to take some courses at the University of Minnesota. TR: Sounds like a plan. SS: There's so much I need to know, Jim. About critical methodology and cultural pluralism and the Ming dynasty and the work of regulatory agencies and macroeconomics. I've never studied macroeconomics, Jim. I'm forty-eight years old and I don't understand macroeconomics. TR: So many people go through life and never realize they don't understand macroeconomics, Barb. You're one of the lucky ones. SS: It's spring, Jim. I'm going to go back to the U and make up all of those incompletes from my junior year and graduate at last. TR: That's good. SS: From now on, I'm going to let the housekeeping go and just live life to the fullest. TR: And don't forget about the ketchup. SS: That's the secret of the good life, isn't it - getting enough ketchup. TR: Because ketchup has natural mellowing agents that help take the sting out of life's disappointments. SS: Don't you think some ketchup would taste awfully good right now? I do. (KETCHUP SONG) RD: Ballet and painting and the operas of Rossini GK: Ketchup. For the good times. RD: Ketchup....ketchup..... (c) 1999 by Garrison Keillor |
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Prairie Home on the Big Screen: Encore Presentation
If you missed Thursday's stellar A Prairie Home Companion Live in HD performance, there's still a chance to see it in theaters. An encore performance of A Prairie Home Companion from the Fitzgerald Theater in St. Paul, Minnesota, will be beamed in high-definition exclusively to 500+ movie theaters across the U.S. and Canada. With special guests Elvis Costello, Robin and Linda Williams, Jearlyn & Jevetta Steele, and Heather Masse.
Minnesota author, illustrator, and cartoonist Chris Monroe inked a short comic strip with Garrison Keillor. The comic reveals a few tricks of GK's writing style... or does it?
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The Prairie Home cruise has become legendary on two of the Seven Seas and now is setting sail on a third, a weeklong spring break cruise of the western Caribbean along the Mexican coast, and it leaves March 14 from Tampa.
Stories of a Wobegon romance far from home, all delivered with Garrison Keillor's trademark humor.
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