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Tennessee Valley Authority (GK: Garrison Keillor, SS: Sue Scott, TK: Tom Keith, TR: Tim Russell) SS: If I'm engaged to a guy and he breaks off the engagement, do I have to return the engagement ring? TK: Yes. SS: I do? TK: Yes, you do. SS: Okay. TK: Next? TR: Is it all right to wear an aquamarine shirt and lemon slacks with white socks? TK: After Memorial Day, yes. TR: Okay, thanks. TK: But not if the invitation says, "Formal." TR: Not if the invitation says Formal. Okay. TK: Next? SS: Who was better - the Shangri-las or the Supremes? TK: Supremes. SS: Are you sure? TK: I'm the Tennessee Valley Authority. GK: You want to know - ask the TVA. That's their job. The Tennessee Valley Authority, serving your information needs since 1935. TK: Thirty-three. (PLINK) (c) 1999 by Garrison Keillor |
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Old Sweet Songs: A Prairie Home Companion 1974-1976
Lovingly selected from the earliest archives of A Prairie Home Companion, this heirloom collection represents the music from earliest years of the now legendary show: 1974–1976. With songs and tunes from jazz pianist Butch Thompson, mandolin maestro Peter Ostroushko, Dakota Dave Hull and the first house band, The Powdermilk Biscuit Band (Adam Granger, Bob Douglas and Mary DuShane).
