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A Prairie Home Companion with Garrison Keillor

The Twelve Days of Christmas
SATURDAY, DECEMBER 18, 1999
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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
FIVE ONION RINGS
Four calling cards
Three french fries
Two dirty gloves
And the Partridge family CD.

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Six geezers playing
FIVE ONION RINGS
Four calling cards
Three french fries
Two dirty gloves
And the Partridge family CD.

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Seven Swanson dinners
Six geezers playing
FIVE ONION RINGS
Four calling cards
Three french fries
Two dirty gloves
And the Partridge family CD.

On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Eight maids a'baking
Seven Swanson dinners
Six geezers playing
FIVE ONION RINGS
Four calling cards
Three french fries
Two dirty gloves
And the Partridge family CD.

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
A twelve-minute drum break (DRUMS)
Eleven plumbers piping (SFX CLANKING)
Ten boring people (SFX MONOTONE)
Nine ladies yawning (SFX)
Eight maids a'baking (FEMALE VOICES)
Seven Swanson dinners (BELCH)
Six geezers playing (SFX)
FIVE ONION RINGS (FIVE DINGS)
Four calling cards (PHONE BEEPS)
Three french fries (SQUISH)
Two dirty gloves (DISGUST)
And the Partridge family CD.


 

(c) 1999 by Dan Fiorella


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77 Love Sonnets by Garrison Keillor

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“When I was 16, Helen Fleischman assigned me to memorize Shakespeare’s Sonnet No. 29, ‘When in disgrace with fortune and men’s eyes, I all alone beweep my outcast state’ for English class, and fifty years later, that poem is still in my head. Algebra got washed away, and geometry and most of biology, but those lines about the redemptive power of love in the face of shame are still here behind my eyeballs, more permanent than my own teeth. The sonnet is a durable good. These 77 of mine include sonnets of praise, some erotic, some lamentations, some street sonnets and a 12-sonnet cycle of months. If anything here offends, I beg your pardon, I come in peace, I depart in gratitude.”


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