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Guy's Shoes (GK: Garrison Keillor, TR: Tim Russell, SS: Sue Scott, TK: Tom Keith, PD: Pat Donohue)
.....brought to you by Guy's Shoes, the sponsor of the Guy's All Star Shoe Band. SS: Hi there. You looking for someone? TR: No. I work here. SS: Oh. Where you from? TR: I'm from here. SS: Originally? TR: Originally I'm from California. SS: Well, that's what I meant. How long you been here? TR: Twelve years. SS: So ----you enjoying your stay so far? (MUSIC) GK: It can take awhile to establish yourself in a new community. Especially if you're wearing the wrong shoes. TR: What's wrong with my shoes? GK: Guys in Minnesota don't wear two-toned shoes, Bruce. Unless they're in assisted living. TR: I had no idea. (BUILD TO JINGLE) GK: One more reason to get your shoes from Guy's --- Guy's sells normal shoes for regular people like yourselves ----- remember: if people look at you funny, it may be those shoes of yours. PD ----- GUY'S SHOE JINGLE (c) 2001 by Garrison Keillor |
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Now Available:
A Christmas Blizzard
GK's New Holiday Story
A comic novella about a Hawaii-bound holiday traveler who ends up stranded in his North Dakota hometown.
Audio edition also available»
The Prairie Home cruise has become legendary on two of the Seven Seas and now is setting sail on a third, a weeklong spring break cruise of the western Caribbean along the Mexican coast, and it leaves March 14 from Tampa.
Stories of a Wobegon romance far from home, all delivered with Garrison Keillor's trademark humor.
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The latest collection of Lake Wobegon short stories gathered from live broadcasts include Confirmation Sunday, the church directory photos, Pastor Ingqvist's leather bound sermons along with song lyrics and the "95 Theses," among others. Companion audio also available.
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