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Beebopareebop Pflaumen Cake GK: Just when you think you have everything under control, you get a call from your boss saying, Why don't you take a few days off, we're reorganizing your division, don't worry about a thing, and by the way, what are all these e-mails from someone named Boopsie? And your doctor calls and says maybe you should come in for those tests ---- in fact, how about you come in today? And then your tax accountant calls and says, I made a little mistake in my calculations and it looks like you owe the government some money. In fact, about $18,000. And it was due last October. I'm getting you a lawyer. But if the police should come to your door, go with them. We'll meet you at the jail. And then your daughter calls and says she's fallen in love with a musician. He's going to move into her apartment and she's going to sell her car so she can buy him a guitar. (c) 2001 by Garrison Keillor |
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A Christmas Blizzard
GK's New Holiday Story
A comic novella about a Hawaii-bound holiday traveler who ends up stranded in his North Dakota hometown.
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The Prairie Home cruise has become legendary on two of the Seven Seas and now is setting sail on a third, a weeklong spring break cruise of the western Caribbean along the Mexican coast, and it leaves March 14 from Tampa.
Stories of a Wobegon romance far from home, all delivered with Garrison Keillor's trademark humor.
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The latest collection of Lake Wobegon short stories gathered from live broadcasts include Confirmation Sunday, the church directory photos, Pastor Ingqvist's leather bound sermons along with song lyrics and the "95 Theses," among others. Companion audio also available.
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