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American Duct Tape Council SS: I am a fabulously beautiful person who happens to live in a, like, totally disgusting apartment, and when I get tired of all the negative energy and, like, my chakra gets itself all in a bunch, I take a little silver bell and go from room to room and ring it and, like, break up all the stagnant forces and I, like, take a pinch of salt ---- because salt is a grounding element, an earth element ---- and I turn clockwise and hum a cleansing hum and throw the salt over my shoulder. Then I, like, put some spring water in a little bowl with lavender in it and I sprinkle drops of water into the corners and under the bed and behind the couch as a way to, like, invite the cleansing spirit of the universe and then I get out some big strips of duct tape and I whip them around under the bed and they're, like, these beautiful strips of positive energy and they pull in all the negative forces and the bigger dust balls, and then I do my makeup and I go out to dinner. GK: Cynthia Maxwell for duct tape, duct tape it's the only thing that works sometimes (DUCKS)….a message from the American Duct Tape Council. (c) 2001 by Garrison Keillor |
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An Interview with Heather Masse
In a 2009 interview, Heather Masse tells us about her earliest influences, auditioning in a women's bathroom, and a few memorable moments from A Prairie Home Companion.
Old Sweet Songs: A Prairie Home Companion 1974-1976
Lovingly selected from the earliest archives of A Prairie Home Companion, this heirloom collection represents the music from earliest years of the now legendary show: 1974–1976. With songs and tunes from jazz pianist Butch Thompson, mandolin maestro Peter Ostroushko, Dakota Dave Hull and the first house band, The Powdermilk Biscuit Band (Adam Granger, Bob Douglas and Mary DuShane).
