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Bertha's Kitty Boutique (GK: Garrison Keillor; TK: Tom Keith; SS: Sue Scott: TR: Tim Russell)
Brought to you by Bertha's Kitty Boutique. (MEOW) GK: If your cat seems moody and withdrawn, the problem may be her teeth. Dental care is so important to give the older cat a sense of self-esteem and a Bertha's Clinic your cat can have beautiful white teeth in just one visit. A little filling first (DRILL) and get rid of the owies (CAT'S MOUTH OPEN) and if necessary a set of transparent braces (CAT'S MOUTH OPEN), then nice white porcelain caps ---- spit in the bowl (CAT SPIT) ---- and finally we clean them (DRILL) and your cat walks away with the smile she's always wanted. (MEOW, WITH GRIN) ...from Bertha's Kitty Boutique, for persons who car about cats. © Garrison Keillor 2001 |
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Now Available:
A Christmas Blizzard
GK's New Holiday Story
A comic novella about a Hawaii-bound holiday traveler who ends up stranded in his North Dakota hometown.
Audio edition also available»
The Prairie Home cruise has become legendary on two of the Seven Seas and now is setting sail on a third, a weeklong spring break cruise of the western Caribbean along the Mexican coast, and it leaves March 14 from Tampa.
Stories of a Wobegon romance far from home, all delivered with Garrison Keillor's trademark humor.
Read the first chapter»Signed Copies Available»
The latest collection of Lake Wobegon short stories gathered from live broadcasts include Confirmation Sunday, the church directory photos, Pastor Ingqvist's leather bound sermons along with song lyrics and the "95 Theses," among others. Companion audio also available.
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