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Bertha's Kitty Boutique . . . brought to you by Bertha's Kitty Boutique. (MEOW) SS: Mister Pookie! How could you??? On the carpet! (MEOW) We talked about this, Mr. Pookie! You promised! (MEOW) GK: If your cat is missing the litter box, the problem may be poor eyesight. Yes, cats as they age are susceptible to vision problems. Pookie may be wide of the mark due to simple nearsightedness. Time to bring your cat to see one of our trained veterinary opthalmologists. TR: Put your paw over your left eye, Mr. Pookie, and tell me which is clearer --- this lens ---- or that lens. (MEOW) Good. Now read the letters on the top row. (SERIES OF MEOWS) GK: Your cat's irregular toilet habits may be due to cat cataracts. Or nearsightedness or astigmatism. TR: Hold your head still, Mr. Pookie. I'm going to put this contact lens in your left eye. (MEOW) There we go. Good kitty. SS: Look---- he's going straight to the neighbors and pooping in their chrysanthemums like he always did. Thanks, Dr. Arcata. TR: My pleasure, Julie. GK: The Vision Center at Bertha's Kitty Boutique....for persons who care about cats. BKB THEME © Garrison Keillor 2001 |
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Now Available:
A Christmas Blizzard
GK's New Holiday Story
A comic novella about a Hawaii-bound holiday traveler who ends up stranded in his North Dakota hometown.
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The Prairie Home cruise has become legendary on two of the Seven Seas and now is setting sail on a third, a weeklong spring break cruise of the western Caribbean along the Mexican coast, and it leaves March 14 from Tampa.
Stories of a Wobegon romance far from home, all delivered with Garrison Keillor's trademark humor.
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The latest collection of Lake Wobegon short stories gathered from live broadcasts include Confirmation Sunday, the church directory photos, Pastor Ingqvist's leather bound sermons along with song lyrics and the "95 Theses," among others. Companion audio also available.
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