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Theme Restaurants ……this half-hour brought to you by America's Theme Restaurant Council. GK: Why not eat at a theme restaurant this holiday season? You're not just a customer, you're a target market. We have restaurants for every day of the week---- SS: T.G.I.F. TR: O.B.I.S. "Oh Boy it's Saturday"--- SS: I.I.M.A. "Is it Monday Already?" TR: I.C.B.I.A.T. "I Can't Believe it's Already Thursday" SS: S.Y.F.D.Y.T.I.F.A. "Stick Your Finger Down Your Throat It's GK: Why go to a regular restaurant where there is nothing stuck TR (PIRATE): Argghhhh, matey. Try the lemon meringue. It prevents scurvy. One piece and you'll be hooked. GK: This month it's the Busby Berkeley Bakery with thousands of dancing waiters and waitresses. (DANCING FEET) Dancing on the tables, dancing on your food. Our specialties: pizza, pancakes and tortillas. And the wine is fresh every day. (DANCING FEET, SQUISHING) Somewhere there's a theme restaurant for you. RD (SINGING): We have movie stars, and racing cars and astronauts behind our bars. We're America's theme restaurants and we're cooking up excitement © Garrison Keillor and Greg Fideler 2001 |
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Now Available:
A Christmas Blizzard
GK's New Holiday Story
A comic novella about a Hawaii-bound holiday traveler who ends up stranded in his North Dakota hometown.
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The Prairie Home cruise has become legendary on two of the Seven Seas and now is setting sail on a third, a weeklong spring break cruise of the western Caribbean along the Mexican coast, and it leaves March 14 from Tampa.
Stories of a Wobegon romance far from home, all delivered with Garrison Keillor's trademark humor.
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The latest collection of Lake Wobegon short stories gathered from live broadcasts include Confirmation Sunday, the church directory photos, Pastor Ingqvist's leather bound sermons along with song lyrics and the "95 Theses," among others. Companion audio also available.
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