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Bell Amorosa GK: ……this portion of our show brought to you by Bella Amorosa, the pizza of passionate romance. MT: (O SOLE MIO) MT: I cannot sleep, I cannot eat --- I am tortured. Come away with me, Esmeralda. SS: How can we be doing this? I'm so ashamed! And yet--- I love you so much. I can't live without you! (KNOCKS ON DOOR) MT: Who is that? SS: My husband! MT: Oh my God…….(BIG BREAKAGE OF WOOD AND GLASS) TR: Aha!!! I thought so!! You ---- you thief! You traitor! You big dummy, you! SS: I can't help myself! I love him, Rico! MT: What are you saying???? I'm Rico!!! He's Fred!! TR: I'm Frederico!! SS: I am so confused. MT: But I'm Rico!! I'm your lover! SS: I'm sorry. I am so mixed up. I thought you were Ricardo. MT: I am Rico!!! TR: Oh yeah? Well, take that! (THRUST OF SWORD, INTO FLESH. TR GROAN) Now you're Rico on a stick---- (CRUEL LAUGH) SS: How could you do it???? He's dead. MT: Almost. Not quite. I can still sing. © Garrison Keillor 2002 |
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A Christmas Blizzard
GK's New Holiday Story
A comic novella about a Hawaii-bound holiday traveler who ends up stranded in his North Dakota hometown.
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The Prairie Home cruise has become legendary on two of the Seven Seas and now is setting sail on a third, a weeklong spring break cruise of the western Caribbean along the Mexican coast, and it leaves March 14 from Tampa.
Stories of a Wobegon romance far from home, all delivered with Garrison Keillor's trademark humor.
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The latest collection of Lake Wobegon short stories gathered from live broadcasts include Confirmation Sunday, the church directory photos, Pastor Ingqvist's leather bound sermons along with song lyrics and the "95 Theses," among others. Companion audio also available.
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