Bell Amorosa
Saturday, June 8, 2002

(GK: Garrison Keillor; SS: Sue Scott; TR: Tim Russell; FN: Fred Newmann; MT: Mark Thomsen)

GK: ……this portion of our show brought to you by Bella Amorosa, the pizza of passionate romance.

It comes with onions
And extra cheese
If you please ---
It knocks your socks off
And your pants.
It is the pizza
Of romance!

MT: I cannot sleep, I cannot eat --- I am tortured. Come away with me, Esmeralda.

SS: How can we be doing this? I'm so ashamed! And yet--- I love you so much. I can't live without you! (KNOCKS ON DOOR)

MT: Who is that?

SS: My husband!


TR: Aha!!! I thought so!! You ---- you thief! You traitor! You big dummy, you!

SS: I can't help myself! I love him, Rico!

MT: What are you saying???? I'm Rico!!! He's Fred!!

TR: I'm Frederico!!

SS: I am so confused.

MT: But I'm Rico!! I'm your lover!

SS: I'm sorry. I am so mixed up. I thought you were Ricardo.

MT: I am Rico!!!

TR: Oh yeah? Well, take that! (THRUST OF SWORD, INTO FLESH. TR GROAN) Now you're Rico on a stick---- (CRUEL LAUGH)

SS: How could you do it???? He's dead.

MT: Almost. Not quite. I can still sing.

So eat it busily,
Eat it happily,
Eat it in Sicily
Or in Napoli.
One life
And then we die.
So please enjoy
Our pizza pie.

© Garrison Keillor 2002

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