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Fred Farrell GK:…..brought to you by Fred Farrell Edible Clothing. TR: This is Fred Farrell. Seven inches of snow in New York City
and millions are trapped in the city as Californians watch live coverage
of the tragedy on CNN enjoying the horrible images of devastation and
suffering while drinking Chardonnay on their decks. It could happen again!
Time to stock up with my Fred Farrell edible tablecloths and dresser scarves
---- chewy caramel with 11 different protein supplements. Or this Cheddar-flavored
rug. Or this beef jerky vest and beef Wellington boots and Chiquita bandanna.
Next time you're stranded by several inches of snow, make sure you have
some of my Edible Clothing and Textiles on hand. And sometimes you go
to a party and, doggone it, people never put out enough food. When the
hors d'oeuvres run out, just eat your sweater. It looks like wool but
it's haggis. And underneath is a parsley shirt. I promise you'll love
the taste ---- or I'll eat my hat. It's a baked beanie. (CHUCKLES) GK: Fred Farrell Edible Clothing. Wherever edible clothing is
sold. TR: And ask for your edible cigarettes. They're gefilte. (BUTTON)
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Singer and songwriter Andra Suchy talks about singing duets with Garrison, and her latest album, Little Heart.
Old Sweet Songs: A Prairie Home Companion 1974-1976
Lovingly selected from the earliest archives of A Prairie Home Companion, this heirloom collection represents the music from earliest years of the now legendary show: 1974–1976. With songs and tunes from jazz pianist Butch Thompson, mandolin maestro Peter Ostroushko, Dakota Dave Hull and the first house band, The Powdermilk Biscuit Band (Adam Granger, Bob Douglas and Mary DuShane).
