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O Thou Who Comes to Repair the Appliance O thou who comes to repair the appliance, the garbage disposal is broken Oh please, oh please, please fix it, before I go crazy, the sink is clogged Oh please, the water in the sink is risen up on me. O thou who comes to repair the appliance, my guests will be here in ten
minutes Oh please, oh please, the water in the sink, the water in the sink, water
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Now Available:
A Christmas Blizzard
GK's New Holiday Story
A comic novella about a Hawaii-bound holiday traveler who ends up stranded in his North Dakota hometown.
Audio edition also available»
The Prairie Home cruise has become legendary on two of the Seven Seas and now is setting sail on a third, a weeklong spring break cruise of the western Caribbean along the Mexican coast, and it leaves March 14 from Tampa.
Stories of a Wobegon romance far from home, all delivered with Garrison Keillor's trademark humor.
Read the first chapter»Signed Copies Available»
The latest collection of Lake Wobegon short stories gathered from live broadcasts include Confirmation Sunday, the church directory photos, Pastor Ingqvist's leather bound sermons along with song lyrics and the "95 Theses," among others. Companion audio also available.
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