Duct Tape
Saturday, February 15, 2003
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(GK: Garrison Keillor; SS: Sue Scott; TR: Tim Russell; FN: Fred Newman)

GK: …..brought to you by the American Duct Tape Council. If you need cosmetic surgery and you're on a budget, or just in a hurry, try flesh-colored duct tape.

SS: Those unsightly scars from your facelifts --- they're all gone, Joan. And your ropy neck seems somehow more taut and youthful.

TR (CAPOTE): Thank you, Babs. ---- And I love your eyebrows like that, up near your hairline

GK: Duct tape---- it's almost all you need sometimes.

© Garrison Keillor 2003

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