Republican Song
Saturday, May 10, 2003
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We're all Republicans now,
We've all come around somehow
Even old Democrats
Can change their hats,
We're all Republicans now.
We're all united tonight.
Cause it's so much fun to be right.
Put your nose to the grindstone, your hand on the plow,
Get out to the barn and find a cash cow
When the sign lights up that says Applause,
Clap your hands and smile because
We're all Republicans
We're all Republicans
We're all Republicans now

© Garrison Keillor 2003

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