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U.S. Treasury GK:……we'll be right back after this message from the
United States Treasury. TR (BUSH): My fellow Americans. I'd like to take a moment to talk to
you about your financial future. These are uncertain times for the stock
market and that's what makes United States War Bonds such a great investment.
There's no better bet than armed conflict, and so the United States Treasury
is issuing some 90-day bonds and also some 30-day and 7-day for your investment
needs. Or purchase war options: you put your money in now and if we are
in a conflict within thirty days, your money is doubled. Don't miss out
on this great opportunity. Yes, we're in a little lull right now, but
we'll be back at it soon. Help us fight the asses of evil. And do something
good for yourself. You'll be glad you died. GK: A message from the United States Treasury. © Garrison Keillor 2003 |
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