A Prairie Home Companion with Garrison Keillor

Where Are All the Democrats?
Saturday, June 28, 2003
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Where are all the Democrats,
Long time passing,
Where are all the Democrats,
Long time ago,
Are they writing their memoirs
And learning how to play guitars
Or did they go to France
To buy a pair of pants.

Where are all the journalists,
Long time passing,
Where are all the journalists,
Long time ago,
Are they having too much fun
Embedded down in Washington,
When will they look around
And see what's going down?

Where are all the weapons of
Mass destruction?
Where are all the weapons that
Drove us to war?
They are hidden in Iraq
Down the street around the block
We searched in May and June
We'll find them pretty soon.

Where are the Republicans,
We are all okay.
We are all Republicans
In the U.S.A.
We're happy in the G.O.P.
Where the food and drinks are free
We 're doing really fine
Here in the summertime.

© Garrison Keillor 2003