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Wonderful World (Internet) Saturday, October 11, 2003 Listen I met you on the Internet A chat room called Hard To Get It was lower-case and phonetically spelled We talked for hours and we LOLed Oh my darling you're so fine And when you meet me on-line What a virtual world it can be. And then you offered me a jpg I said I don't have a picture of me That's all right you said and sent me your file And I opened it and saw your smile Oh my darling I want to make you mine I can't wait to go on-line I hope you'll be at my website I'll give your neck a little gigabyte.... And someday when I lose some weight And my skin is clear and my teeth are straight And I'm out of jail and back on the street Maybe you and I can meet. I don't care for reality I want to sit here at the screen And get into your http And watch you say that you love me Oh darling you're so fine Won't you come with me online And what a virtual world it will be.
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