Wonderful World (Internet)
Saturday, October 11, 2003

I met you on the Internet
A chat room called Hard To Get
It was lower-case and phonetically spelled
We talked for hours and we LOLed

Oh my darling you're so fine
And when you meet me on-line
What a virtual world it can be.

And then you offered me a jpg
I said I don't have a picture of me
That's all right you said and sent me your file
And I opened it and saw your smile

Oh my darling I want to make you mine
I can't wait to go on-line
I hope you'll be at my website
I'll give your neck a little gigabyte....

And someday when I lose some weight
And my skin is clear and my teeth are straight
And I'm out of jail and back on the street
Maybe you and I can meet.

I don't care for reality
I want to sit here at the screen
And get into your http
And watch you say that you love me

Oh darling you're so fine
Won't you come with me online
And what a virtual world it will be.

Old Sweet Songs: A Prairie Home Companion 1974-1976

Old Sweet Songs

Lovingly selected from the earliest archives of A Prairie Home Companion, this heirloom collection represents the music from earliest years of the now legendary show: 1974–1976. With songs and tunes from jazz pianist Butch Thompson, mandolin maestro Peter Ostroushko, Dakota Dave Hull and the first house band, The Powdermilk Biscuit Band (Adam Granger, Bob Douglas and Mary DuShane).

Available now»

American Public Media © |   Terms and Conditions   |   Privacy Policy