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Pharma-Jones Saturday, October 11, 2003 Listen TR: If you take prescription drugs, you know how expensive they are. Now you can save up to 95% on prescription drugs by substituting sugar pills, or placebos. Placebos don't require FDA approval and clinical studies have shown that they have almost the same effect as expensive prescription drugs about 40% of the time. And our placebos come from Canada so they're even cheaper. Best of all, one placebo works for any ailment. No need to get a new batch when something different goes wrong. They're affordable, safe, non-addictive and taste great. Also available in NutraSweet. There is a good chance you will respond to a placebo so why not save money? Ask for them by name. Pharma-Jones. Pharma-Jones: our placebos did up to 10% better than other placebos in clinical tests. GK: Possible side-effects include weight gain, jitteriness, and cavities. | | | | |
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