A Prairie Home Companion with Garrison Keillor

Office Supplies
Saturday, October 18, 2003
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.....after a message from from F.F.D. ---- Five Finger Discount.

SS: Hi, this is Carol from Human Resources. If you're looking for rock-bottom prices on run-of-the-mill office supplies, get yourself over to F.F.D. At Five Finger Discount we beat the big office retailers on price because we get our office supplies directly from our day jobs and we pass the savings on to you. Whether you need pens, envelopes, toner, staplers, stamps, a mouse pad, paper ---- you'll find it at F.F.D. Sharpies and Hi-Liters by the truckload. Larger stuff, like photocopy machines or credenzas, take more time. And if you're writing your own letters of recommendation, we have letterheads like you wouldn't believe ---- General Electric, the Fox Network, the U.S. Dept of Justice, anything you want. Ink cartridges, swivel chairs, mailers ---- come and look in our truck and get low prices and great selection. And tell 'em Carol sent you.