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Toast Saturday, October 18, 2003 Listen ......brought to you by True-Taste Toast, the ready-made toast that contains testosterone. TR (JESSE): I felt that I was being feminized by liberal media who were telling me I had to talk about my feelings and not be aggressive and I had actually gone and bought a string of pearls for myself and I was shopping for bed linens and a matching set of towels and then I thought, Hey, this is not me. This is the media me. So I tried True-Taste toast. And now I'm a man again. Hoo-yah. (TK TARZAN YELL) GK: True Taste Toast, it contains testosterone. (CARS WHIZZING PAST) | | | | |
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A Christmas Blizzard
GK's New Holiday Story
A comic novella about a Hawaii-bound holiday traveler who ends up stranded in his North Dakota hometown.
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The Prairie Home cruise has become legendary on two of the Seven Seas and now is setting sail on a third, a weeklong spring break cruise of the western Caribbean along the Mexican coast, and it leaves March 14 from Tampa.
Stories of a Wobegon romance far from home, all delivered with Garrison Keillor's trademark humor.
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The latest collection of Lake Wobegon short stories gathered from live broadcasts include Confirmation Sunday, the church directory photos, Pastor Ingqvist's leather bound sermons along with song lyrics and the "95 Theses," among others. Companion audio also available.
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