A Prairie Home Companion: February 7, 2004

Fritz
Saturday, February 7, 2004
Listen

Do you spend more and more of your time trying to locate simple things such as your glasses (FUMING), your cellphone (IRRITATION), your pen (TR: WHERE IS THAT STUPID PEN????), your carkeys (TR: HONEY??????????) ----- Does this frustrate you to the point that you go into a rage and fire loaded weapons into the walls of your own home? (GUNSHOTS, GLASS BREAKAGE) (TR: WHERE ARE THOSE CARKEYS?) (GLASS BREAKAGE, WOOD SMASH, OVERTURN, RUMMAGE, SPINNING HUBCAP)

Don't suffer any longer. Try Finders Keepers from Fritz Electornics, a voice-activated locator you can attach to your pen, your glasses, your carkeys, your wallet, your cellphone, and all you need to do is say what you want.

TR: Car keys.

And the locator sounds. (ELECTRONIC WHOOPING) and there it is.

TR: Glasses. (ALARM) Ah----- in my hand. Cellphone. (RING) Of course. In my jacket. Pen. (DEEP HARSH HORN) In my pants pocket. Great. Wallet. (LOUD, MUFFLED VIBRATION) In the refrigerator. Cool.

The voice-activated locator from Fritz.

TR: Where's my butt? (LOW SOUND) Ah. Of course.