Saturday, April 10, 2004
GK: Less than a week to finish your taxes, and you're starting to sweat ---- Maybe it's time to call in the dudes at Extreme Accounting---- the only CPAs in town with tongue studs and pierced eyebrows. (ANOTHER GUITAR RIFF)
TR (CALIFORNIAN SKATE PUNK): Watch and learn while we take taxes to the max. We're gonna turbo-file with the maximum deductions so you can chill in style and not worry about doing the perp walk. Awesome! (GUITAR) We'll do a total asset turnover and then go right into a two-party endorsement for capital reserve.
SS (SKATE PUNK): No way!
TK (SKATE PUNK): Yes way, bro. Yo, dawg.
SS (SKATE PUNK): Awesome! (GUITAR RIFF)
TR (SKATE PUNK): Extreme accounting is dangerous yo, so don't do it at home. We're gonna underreport the revolving loan on your restricted assets, which is so not legal.
TK: Yo, dawg.
SS (SKATE PUNK): Dude, Your Keynesian growth model is whack.
TR (SKATE PUNK): You're welcome. (GUITAR)
GK: Extreme Accounting. It's not for the timid.
SS (SKATE PUNK): Check it, dawg--I'm doin' a killa stock split warm-up to fixed asset turnover! Now that's extreme style!
TR: Yo, the IRS is all up in my business, so do an asset reversion on your unsecured Z-score, and gimmie props, yo, I gou a major deduction.
TK: Yo, dawg.
SS: You the b-zizzabomb, boy. Check it out!
TK: Awesome! (GUITAR)
GK: That's right, at Extreme Accounting we bring the maximum refund action for some serious bling bling. Can you take the heat? Extreme accounting. When you're ready to file on the edge. (GUITAR OUT)