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Fritz Electronics ……brought to you by the Swiss Army Phone---- the cellphone with more features than any other cellphone today----- a digital camera (SERIES OF CLICKS), a microwave (SFX) so you can warm your sandwich, a stapler (SFX), a bottle opener (POP OPEN), a Geiger counter (BEEPS), a pocket wrench (TIGHT NUT LOOSENING), a postage meter (SFX), an electric shaver (SFX), a tear gas gun (SFX), Your own custom ring with your choice of classical (BEETHOVEN RING) or jazz (JAZZ BASS) or hip-hop (BUZZ BASS) or roots music
(BANJO RING). The Swiss Army Phone…..it's all you need on a cellphone. Plus it's edible. (CHEW INTO CRUNCHY OBJET) Additional equipment required to make phone calls.
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Now Available:
A Christmas Blizzard
GK's New Holiday Story
A comic novella about a Hawaii-bound holiday traveler who ends up stranded in his North Dakota hometown.
Audio edition also available»
The Prairie Home cruise has become legendary on two of the Seven Seas and now is setting sail on a third, a weeklong spring break cruise of the western Caribbean along the Mexican coast, and it leaves March 14 from Tampa.
Stories of a Wobegon romance far from home, all delivered with Garrison Keillor's trademark humor.
Read the first chapter»Signed Copies Available»
The latest collection of Lake Wobegon short stories gathered from live broadcasts include Confirmation Sunday, the church directory photos, Pastor Ingqvist's leather bound sermons along with song lyrics and the "95 Theses," among others. Companion audio also available.
Order now!»