Bertha's Kitty Boutique
 Saturday, May 15, 2004
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GK: ... brought to you by Bertha's Kitty Boutique.

Cats are very meticulous about how they look and that's why your cat is constantly licking himself and preening, and now Bertha'a Kitty Boutique offers a full line of cosmetic surgery procedures for your cat. When your mommy cat walks across the floor, does she hang down more than she used to? A little tummy tuck can fix that. If your tom cat is self-conscious about a chewed-up ear or a gouge on his face from a losing catfight, we can fix that too. Your cat doesn't want crow's feet, if he did, he'd go catch one, so maybe an eye job is in order. For the scrawny cat, there are silicon gel breast implants. We do all 8 for just one low price. Only at Bertha's Kitty Boutique…for persons who care about cats.

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