A Prairie Home Companion: May 15, 2004

Fish
Saturday, May 15, 2004
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GK: ... and brought to you by Neptune, the No. 1 name in surface-to-fish missiles. If you're tired of sitting and looking at a bobber in the water, here's how to get the big one and get it now. Just aim your fish sonar (SONAR) toward the bottom, find the biggest fish, set the coordinates on the laser-guided missile, and launch (ROCKET LAUNCH, SPLASH, AND UNDERWATER EXPLOSION), and you've got him. Send in your retriever (WOOFS, DIVE, SWIM) to get him and you're done. Out of there in five minutes. Why bait and wait when you can detonate? (ROCKET LAUNCH) With Neptune. Fish sonar without rockets is like pants without pockets. (WOOFS)

INGA (SINGS): Neptune ... under the sea
Catches fish explosively.

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