Landfill
 Saturday, June 12, 2004
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GK: after a word from the New Jersey Landfill Council...

TR: Hey. Welcome to New Jersey. We're glad you're here. Sometimes you just need to get away. From whatever. And then sometimes you just need to get rid of somethin'. We trust you will choose one of the fine landfills of the State of New Jersey for all of your disposal needs. We don't care what you're getting rid of ...and we don't ask. We got locations throughout the state. Some of them you don't even notice when you drive by so make sure you ask, allright. Some of them just look like a bunch of trees or the back of a warehouse. But trust me, that's a good place to put something. We got spots, you know, you put something there...ain't nobody ever gonna find it. Nobody! So keep us in mind for all of your disposal needs — business or personal. And remember: what gets dumped in Jersey, stays in Jersey.

GK: New Jersey Landfills......when it's time to say goodbye.

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