A Prairie Home Companion with Garrison Keillor

Decaf
Saturday, June 26, 2004
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TR: (START OUT NORMAL, ACCEL, RISE IN PITCH) I found this terrific blended roast that's part Jamaican, part Indonesian, very dark and it really has a kick to it ---- I like it black, in the mucho grande size with an extra shot ---- and boy this stuff is great ---- some people get it with steamed milk, but not me, no sir, I like it straight ---- hey if you want milk, drink milk, I say, but if you want coffee, get coffee (HIGH SPEED CHATTER, FADING UNDER......

(ORGAN)

SS: If you, or someone you know is abusing coffee, here at Decaf House we offer a safe, nonjudgmental environment where you can come down, let go, get counseling, and catch up on your sleep. It's OK to admit that you have a problem. Do you tend to follow one cup of coffee with another? Do you often drink alone? Do you drink in order to wake yourself up? Do you drink coffee because other people do? Come see us at Decaf House.

HGQ: Decaf ..... decaf
If you be free of caffeine
No more cappuccino or café au lait
At Decaf House you'll come clean.