A Prairie Home Companion with Garrison Keillor

Doxology
Saturday, September 4, 2004
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Alligator sausage
Belgian waffles
Caramel apples
Deep-fried candy

On a stick.
You don't eat em with a spoon or a fork or a pick
They're on a stick.

Chocolate covered bananas
Corn on the cob
Corn dogs
Egg roll
Fried jalapeno pepper cheese

On a stick.
It's hot, it's greasy, it's good and it's slick
It's on a stick.

A can of beer
On a stick
Key lime pie
On a stick
Grilled pork chops
On a stick
And of course ice cream

Your girlfriend smiles and offers you a lick
It's on a stick.

Peking chicken
Reuben
Salmon
Walleye

I get no kick from cuisine
Mere French entrees do not thrill me these days
I get a kick
Out of food on a stick.