A Prairie Home Companion: October 30, 2004

Vampire Talent Contest
Saturday, October 30, 2004
Listen

CAN'T TAKE MY EYES OFF OF YOU

You taste too good to be true
Can't take my eyes off of you
You'd be like Heaven to touch
I wanna hold you so much
Love burning hot as a fire
I'm one lucky vampire
You ring my bell, you float my boat
Can't take my eyes off your throat

GETTING TO KNOW YOU

Getting to know you
Getting to know all about you
Following closely
After the sun goes down
Finding a place to
Hide behind the curtains
Looking at you in your white nightgown.

Getting to know you
Watching you as you're sleeping
Bending down near you
Thinking I'll go insane
Here is your throat and
Now let me loosen your collar
And now I'm bending toward you
Thinking of all we will do in this vein.

YOU'RE THE CREAM IN MY COFFEE

You're the juice in my sirloin
You are my steak tartare
You will always be my favorite food group
Oh how rare you are.

I GET A KICK OUT OF YOU

I get no kick from champagne
Mere alcohol doesn't thrill me at all
If you want to know what's what:
I get a kick out of blood.